I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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