I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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