so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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