My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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