okay pat passed out under dana's car
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.