But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
