You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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