Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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