i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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