Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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