He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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