so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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