i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
So much Jack, so little girl.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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