he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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