You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Randomize
