Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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