can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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