I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Randomize
