yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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