I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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