Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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