You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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