I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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