Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
They took my balls.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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