this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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