ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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