Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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