um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Randomize
