508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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