I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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