All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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