In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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