im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Shame - the story of my life.
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