i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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