I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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Goodbee
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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