marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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