well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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