he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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