i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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