am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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