it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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