I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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