Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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