She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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