Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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