I must be too annoying 4 u.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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