Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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