i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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