...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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