I need help removing her.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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