I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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