oh god the rape fog is back!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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