Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
