Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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